One Eye Jokes One Liners. Those of you who have teens can tell them clean optometrist doctor dad jokes. 26 Eye Jokes To Make A Room Full of Opticians Laugh.

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It catches listeners off guard and is a great way to get a quick laugh. Never under any circumstances. I say no to alcohol it just doesnt listen. Your eye joke would not be any cornea.